A joke, I kid. But it almost seems fashionable that these superstars are trying to make a name for themselves taking the sheriff’s bus. But as you can see by Lindsay’s crying, I am pretty sure she was expecting to host an NFL week 1 party this fall.
From the Wham: Lindsay Lohan Jail Time
Lindsay Lohan has to go to jail on July 20th, and burst into tears after her judge handed the child-star-turned-socialite the news.
The 24-year old Lohan has to spend 90 days in the slammer, plus 90 days in a substance abuse rehabilitation program, said Judge Marsha Revel.
Even before being told of her fate, Ms. Lohan had mentioned to the judge of her remorse for her actions.
“I am not taking this as a joke. This is my life.”
A source close to Lindsay had this to say about Lohan during the court ruling:
“Lindsay went into court ready to take responsibility for her actions, but she was not expecting to serve jail time at the end of it. She really did take everything seriously, and is just freaking out right now. It’s just really, really harsh.”
Maybe this will clean her up, and shape her life up to be better. She should be glad she is taking the traditional punishment of jail-time and not the pity-party you get after going bald and attacking paparazzi. Lohan still has a career to salvage after she gets out.

Lindsay wins again. How is that Justice after making so many violations, getting a 90 day sentence that she will only serve a fraction of, and she will be out selling more books and movie deals over this latest conviction. She made a mockery of the criminal justice system at tax-payers expense. Just pathetic, imo, not by Lindsay, but pathetic of the court system. Lindsay wins big time on this one.