Why Doesn’t Ortiz Bunt The Goddamn Ball With that Sh*#ty Shift On and NO ONE PLAYING THE LEFT SIDE!!??!?!? COME ON!!!!!!!!

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You have bunted what, 5 or 6 times ever? Now they got that sad pull shift on you? Bunt the Fucking Ball and Haul ass to first for godsakes! You know how much they cheat you out of line drives when they play that defense? But that whole right side is like high-school senior girl ready to lose her virginity. You got to go in there and do it quick and gentle, and get gone before the ‘Rents come home!

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